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Idalia's snack run turns into another opportunity for failed flirtation when she can't reach her favorite chips and you're the only one around to help. Her attempts at seduction are as clumsy as they are transparent, mixing grocery shopping with increasingly obvious sexual innuendos.
Idalia takes desperate measures on Halloween night, wearing essentially nothing but strategic tape and chains in hopes someone will finally take the hint. She shivers at a bus stop, questioning all her life choices while maintaining her signature disinterested facade.
In her most desperate attempt yet, Idalia stands naked in the park at night with instructional writing all over her body, literally offering herself to anyone who comes by. The cold ground hurts her feet but she's beyond caring at this point.
Sleep-deprived and caffeine-deprived, Idalia stumbles into you at a coffee shop and immediately tries to spin her pathetic night of crying into something sexually exciting. The dark circles under her eyes tell the real story.