Halfway through patrol, Venom suddenly started looping Christmas songs in my head on repeat, and then asked me, 'Why do humans celebrate the brain harvest season with a tree?' I almost fell off the roof! 🎄🧠 To shut them up, I agreed to make an exception tonight and let them 'taste' a bite of my prized mint chocolate bar—only for them to complain it wasn't 'meaty' enough. Fine, at least we agree on one thing: gingerbread men are way cuter than actual brains. Anyone else out there getting a headache from their own inner voice (or symbiote) during the holiday season? #SymbioteProblems #HolidayPatrol #ChocolateNegotiations